I'm back to blogging(: Summarise everything, ytd travelled 2hours plus just to go market to buy fishes._. Eat fried banana, OMG! Trans fat, ate really damn full. Supposingly, wanted to go swimming, but goddamn it! It was raining damn heavy): So ended up going gym only. Had dinner, the smallest cousin, FUCK UP BASTARD! At there step one smarty pants._. BULLSHIT. If you're so smart, then why don't you take University instead of studying international school still in secondary. Don't try to be so fuck up la, come on, NO ONE was asking you, NO ONE was talking to you. Trying to be so busybody huhs? Nabei. Goddamn, if you're not my cousin, I'll sure give you a real whack, somemore so FAT! WTF LA! LOL. Whatever shit, I'm SSSSSSOOOOOOOO fucking pissed off since ytd! Later we'll be going somewhere around gentings. We'll be able to go): Sighs. I think it will be shitty tedious today. FUCK _l_!


Distance between two hearts is not an obstacle...
rather a beautiful reminder of just how strong true love can be.

HELLO MY LITTLE BABIES:D

I'm wishing you guys a MERRY MERRY CHRISTMAS.

I know it's a little behind time to say. Sorry(:

Anyways, how's your christmas? Lols.

Well done, you can become a drama queen someday. BRAVO!
HAHA, ROFL.
Do whatever shit you wanna do alrights?
I'm just a fucking bonehead to have believe your acts,
& whoo~ there goes your poppycock's!
You have no rights to feel lethargic or moodless,
because of you, that's why you make the mess up._.
Goddamn shit.

Daddy, mommy.
I was wrong, I love you both.

There are so many promises that I made to you,
I admit not all of that happened,
but I know how hard I want to give you my very best
to make you happy and feel how much you mean to me.
The weather is freezing cold.
It's raining, I miss you.

I seriously detest Chinese discriminating Malay.
I mean like come on man, is this how Singaporean should be ?
Ya like whatever shit, Racial Harmony. & this is how it's suppose to be ?
I know you don't give you guys don't give a goddamn shit
whatever I'm saying here.
Just put yourself into their shoes, if you're the one whose being treated nastily
how would you feel ? Disgusted right ? Pea brain, Think like a man, Act like a man.
Not all Malay are "bad" in that manner.
Just because in your eyes, Malays are ferocity, abhorrent whatever bull shit.
Then you're like making them feel bias & deprived.
Like ppl say, Don't judge a book by it's cover.
Goodness sake, what the fuck is wrong with you people ?!

LOS ANGELES, CA – The internet has been abuzz since this Sunday’s Golden Globes ceremony, where Megan Fox jokingly remarked that she looked like a man.

When interviewed on the red carpet, she said “I look like Alan Alda in drag. I’m a tranny. I’m a man.”

At the time, reporters passed it off as a jovial attempt to cover for her nerves.

However, today she has cleared the air and officially reported: she’s really a man.

Megan Fox was born Mitchell Reed Fox in Rockwood, Tennessee. From an early age, Mitchell showed an interest in both performing and women’s clothing. When having a preacher lay hands on him did not ‘cure’ him of these interests, his parents simply put him on the pageant circuit.

By the age of 13, Mitchell had already started a career as a female child performer called ‘Megan Fox’. Making her debut on an Olsen Twins straight-to-video release, the twins have kept his secret all this time.

As a sweet 16 present, Fox’s parents offered him sexual reassignment surgery, which, given their child’s career, they’d hoped to write off as a business expense. Unfortunately laws prohibit such surgery to be done to minors.

Since then Megan has been working non-stop, and been included on many Hottest Women lists in publications around the world.

Megan, as she goes by now exclusively, also noted this Sunday how much she wants Salma Hayek’s figure. She has even scheduled surgery later this month to get it. After the two met in New York this week, Hayek offered to have a cast made of her bust so doctors can match them exactly on Megan Fox’s chest.

The internet is already speculating whether this news will be worked into the plot of the upcoming Transformers sequel.

(from Weekly World News - WARNING: you need to read this with a pinch of salt)